Know Your Stars-Clopin

Voice: "Know your stars. *echoes*
Clopin Trouillefou...talks to puppets..."

Clopin: "Well, that's true actually. Sometimes."

Voice: "...because he has no friends."

Clopin: "That's not true. I have tons of friends. And they're not all puppets mind you."

Voice: "Oh, that's right! You get along with kids, too."

Clopin: "Monsiuer, I get along with lots of people regardless of..."

Voice: "Clopin Trouillefou...is a pedophile."

Clopin: "Alright, listen! First of all, I do not appreciate you interrupting me like that. And second of all, I'm not a pedophile. I'm just good with kids, that's all. There's nothing I love more than bringing smiles to their faces."

Voice: *mimicking Clopin* "That's what they all say."

Clopin: *sighs* "You just had to go there, didn't you?"

Voice: "Clopin Trouillefou...is the self-proclaimed 'king' of the gypsies..."

Clopin: *smiles and nods proudly* "True."

Voice: "Because he killed the former gypsy leader to get that position."

Clopin: *gasps* "No! I would never do that! I loved Marcel. He was almost like a second father to me. When he was arrested and killed by Frollo, someone had to take over for him."

Voice: "Wait! Did you say 'second father'?"

Clopin: "Yes. My first father was brutally murdered when I was seven." *takes off his hat in respect*

Voice: "Clopin Trouillefou...still cries for his mommy and daddy."

Clopin: "I do not! I mean, I do miss them greatly but I don't cry for them that much... I mean, I never cry! Ever!"

Voice: "Clopin Trouillefou...is bald."

Clopin: *gasps and puts his hat back on* "It's not true! It's just a receding hairline." *tears up* "Y-you went too far that time."

Voice: "Never cry, eh, baldy? You wanna go run to your father's grave, you little daddy's boy?"

Clopin: "Y-you're just a big meanie!" *runs off crying*

Voice: "Now, you know...Clopin Trouillefou."